Move along, AnFbtmboi69

If your online dating user name contains any of the following, please move along:

1. boi (If you’re over 22 and call yourself a boi, you may as well wear a scarlet E — as in Emotionally Stunted — on your chest.)
2. masc (Most likely closeted.)
3. str8acting (Definitely closeted.)
4. AnF (What is this, 1995?)
5. top/btm/69 (If your preferred sexual role or favorite position is your greatest defining quality, you need a hobby other than spreading your legs.)
6. hung (You most likely aren’t; also: see #5.) 
7. stud (I’ve yet to see anyone refer to themselves as a stud who was remotely close to being one.)
8. sexy (You know what’s really sexy? Humility, which is something you lack.)
9. any spelling that substitutes K for C or Z for S (Kutesy is anything but, guyz.)
10. lonely (This one gets a scarlet C — as in Clingy.)